O-Zone Wizard - Unnamed OSU Nut [09:22:38 09/16/09]  


Tony Gerdeman
Noble Member Admin
Joined: 3 years ago
Posts: 1978
June 4, 2017 4:01 pm  

Ever since I was a young boy
I've posted on the ‘Zone
From football stuff to satire
I haven’t stopped at all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any site I’ve known
That know-it-all accountant
Sure posts a mean O-Zone

He posts so prolific
Responds like a machine
Argues with all the posters
Rarely posting mean
He posts by intuition
The digit counters way
That know-it-all accountant
Sure has a lot to say

He's an OZone wizard
In Star Wars jammies at home
An OZone wizard
Must have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He’s taller than Eduardo
Doesn’t eviscerate like RP
Won’t waste time with puns like Topspin
Nor silly lyrics like me
Always makes a reply
Like Cliff, all facts are known
That know-it-all accountant
Sure posts a mean O-Zone

I thought Silverback was
The forum king
But Zanz just handed
The Ozone crown to him

On any type of argument
He can beat the best
His disciples draw him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy, mousey fingers
Never seen him nap
That know-it-all accountant
Sure knows a lot of crap