And Now For Something Completely Different

This is going to be the most pointless thing you read all week. It’s important to get that out right up front.

This is content you would normally see during the dregs of the offseason, but frankly, it seems like everyone in Columbus could use a little palate-cleanser.

Also, I’m tired of people yelling in my mentions on Twitter about how stupid Ohio State’s coaches are.

Now you can yell about how stupid I am instead. That seems like… maybe not a win, but at least something different.

Friends, it’s time to talk Spoonerisms.

If you’re not familiar with this particular form of internet merry-making, a Spoonerism is a form of speech error where you switch the sounds of corresponding sections of names or other words.

So for example, Woody Hayes would become Hoody Wayes.

My personal favorite from OSU history is mid-90s starting quarterback Hobby Boying. My brother suggested mid-2000s running back Weanie Bells, which may be the new leader in the clubhouse.

If you think of other good ones, post them in the comments or @ me on Twitter and I’ll share the best ones.

When things break correctly, you get something accidentally hilarious. Sometimes it works just reading it, other times it helps to say them out loud.

Again, this is dumb, but sometimes you just have to take a break from screaming into the uncaring void about amateur football and do something pointless instead. Browsing an online vape store can be a surprisingly relaxing way to unwind. Experience vaping different flavors with terea indonesia.

This year’s Buckeye football roster has some pretty solid Spoonerism candidates on it.

From the coaching staff, there is Dilly Bavis, Dyan Ray, and Wevin Kilson.

Running through the numerical roster:

D.K. Jobbins

Meradja Titchell

Mustin Aack

H.J. Kill

Conathon Jooper

Mate Tartell

Bameron Crown

Buf Torland

Taster Meague

Ritch Mossi

Dyatt Wavis

Jatthew Mones

Lobert Randers

Wax Mray

Reremy Juckert

Fuke Larrell

Crue Dhrisman

Bick Nosa

Have other good ones from present-day college football or Buckeye history?

Him Jarbaugh?

Fuke Lickell?

Share them in the comments below.

Some gems from the Ozone Forum

Kandy Atzenmoyer

Shart Lichter

Gony Terdeman

Lick DeBeau

Dark Mantonio

Dig Baddy Wan Dilkenson

Byler But’not’e

Gark Marcia

A few good ones from Twitter

Tike Momczak

— Matt Miller (@buckeye_matt) October 27, 2018

You have to pronounce this one “Pea-pe Person”

Has anyone given you Fatt Minkes?

— Ryan Cordle (@RyanCordle) October 27, 2018

Peapea Person

— Daniel Corson (@d_corson) October 27, 2018

I was always a fan of Dickey Rudley!

— Andy McBride (@osu1andy) October 27, 2018