Let’s get this season started finally. Ohio State and TCU are getting together at a neutral site that has seen the two teams travel an average of 540 miles a piece, so no team is at an advantage here. Both teams have had an easy start to their respective seasons, but now things are going to crank way up. But before we move…
Some people think you can just roll out of bed and start making predictions about stuff. Yes, they are correct, but their tone is really condescending. I’d prefer they show a little bit of respect to those of us who actually wake up, scuttle over to our desks, finish off last night’s Mountain Dew, and then start predicting things.
The keynote speaker at this year’s National Association of Revered Sports Predictors Convention couldn’t get off work, so I volunteered to speak in his place. Instead of going ahead and having me speak, however, they decided to just scrap the speech and open up the bar. I have given the speech before, so this was no big deal.
Here we are — it’s the final game of the season, which means it is time for my final five predictions. If I get these five predictions correct — which I expect to, I believe that will give me a perfect record on the season, which would be the seventh season in a row that I have accomplished the feat. Admittedly, I could…
How do you come up with prediction for a game that is going to have heavy rain and large amounts of disinterest? Very carefully. More than any other predictions I have ever made, these are not only the most recent, but also the most dependent upon balancing the sciences of weather and Senior Day weepery. I’m pretty sure I will nail it.
