The ball has dropped on 2020, so 2019 is now in the rear-view and over and dead and nobody cares about it anymore and there’s no point in talking about it because there are bigger and better things ahead for every single one of us and frankly 2019 was kind of a waste of time unless you were a replay official with no happiness in your home life and the only thing you had going…
Back in July, the Hayes and Cannon brain trust looked at hours upon hours of Big Ten game film, studied fall weather patterns, evaluated player and coach tendencies, and prognosticated every single game for the conference’s football teams. Alright, truth be told, some of the guys may have gone to those lengths.
We’ve established that projecting football things in the summer is a good way to pass the time until the games begin (Examples here, here, here, and here). In addition, I’m not above thievery on this website. Brandon had a promising idea, predicting offensive stats, so I’m flat out stealing it and simply moving it to the other side of the ball.
I’ve mentioned it before, I like predicting stuff. It’s fun. Hit on a couple of guesses, ignore those that you whiffed on, and you’re feeling like a million bucks. We’re now in the dog days of summer, with nothing left but baseball to save us from absolute sports boredom. For me, that’s just not enough, and my brain is…
I’ve mentioned it before, I like predicting stuff. It’s fun. Hit on a couple of guesses, ignore those that you whiffed on, and you’re feeling like a million bucks. We’re now in the dog days of summer, with nothing left but baseball to save us from absolute sports boredom. For me, that’s just not enough, and my brain is…
You’ve likely seen a lot of not-so-great news on the recruiting front for the Buckeyes in the last 24 hours, so Tom and I thought we would brighten up your day and talk about some of the good things that yesterday brought. What follows is 10 questions, predictions, picks, whatever you want to call them, involving Ohio State’s…
Good news everybody, I have tallied up all of my predictions from Michigan State, Illinois, and Michigan for you, so you can stop bothering me with the emails, tweets, and skywriting. Admittedly, however, the skywriting was pretty awesome. That doesn’t change the fact that I kind of resent having to go out and compile how right…
Right before the Master Level teachings of my prediction arts, my sensei confronted me with questions meant to trigger introspective thought and then eventual total enlightenment. “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” “If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?”
I have put off tallying up my predictions over the previous three games due to outstanding excuses. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s thinking of reasons why I can’t do something right now. That being said, I’ve put this stuff off too long. I won’t run through it all, but I will let you know that before tallying up these last three games…
It’s almost gonna be a sad day when this game is finally played because we’ll all have to stop talking about what is going to happen. There are only going to be a few of us who were right about this game all along. Try not to let it go to your head if you are one of us. For instance, I know that I am one of the world’s premier predictors…
